First, people.
Okay, I want to say that if you like Justin Bieber, you are pathetic.
No offense, but this blog is about other people, and I'll be saying my opinion about celebrities. It's not hurting any of you "beliebers" (which I hear on Facebook all the time), so don't get mad.
Some things to say about Justin Bieber. He is a bad singer, he is ugly, and he sounds like a girl. That means he's actually offending me a little.
So, you should not like him. I will be posting more trash about singers, so stay tuned!
Alright, next I'm going to trash talk a little more, but I'm going to get into the relationship of Selena Gomez and you-know-who. I think that Selena just dated him for the fans and stuff. I mean, do you really think that Selena would want to date him?
Most of the great people I know hate Justin Bieber-- so there you have it. More lame points to Justin Bieber. What are lame points? I give lame points and awesome points here on my blog to people. I might give more to other people. How many does Justin Bieber have? Well, the highest I could go is 100, the lowest obviously 1. So, currently Justin Bieber has 99-- why -1 LP (Lame Point)? Because my sister's friend likes Justin Bieber, and she's actually pretty nice. I know some people who like him, and those people are nice, so when I give him -1 LP, it's not because I think he's cool-- it's because others do.
Remember my Opinion Scale-- here it is.
Absolutely Love
Love
Like
Okay
Dislike
Hate
Absolutely Hate
My scale for Justin Bieber is Absolutely Hate.
Okay, I don't want to get too much into Twilight for this blog, because I know that some people out there call us (and that's counting me) Twitards because you hate Twilight, so if you're looking for a lot of Twilight, go to my Twilight Blog.
Here's something for you to think about-- comment your Opinion Scale and Awesome Points (AP)/ Lame Points (LP). You can talk about anyone-- any celebrity, or even someone who isn't famous, and I can trash them for you. Sort of like Tyler-- a Tyler who isn't in any way famous, I just know him personally. Sometimes, even if no one knows who you're talking about, it still feels nice to trash talk them. Here is my trash talk about Tyler. I don't know his last name.
First, let me tell you why I hate him. One day, when I first moved here, he was super-duper nice to me. Next thing you know it, he was holding up his middle finger at me. But let me tell you the whole story.
I knew him pretty well... okay, not a whole bunch, but he was someone who I sort of just knew. He was nice to me-- but we never really hung out. Then I was at a computer, and he starts calling me ugly-- and nobody calls me ugly-- or their faces become ugly by my fist. Anyways, I was really mad, (but of course we were in school, and I'm sort of little miss perfect for school. That can be a real pain) and I thought that I should get some revenge. So, I hurt his feelings really bad because a whole bunch of people told me that he actually had a crush on me. Then I thought...
"Of course! He's mean because that's what boys do when they have crushes on us girls!"
But, that didn't stop me from getting my revenge. You know why? Because he was still a jerk. Anyways, he had big ugly glasses (no offense to anyone who has glasses, I actually have them for reading, but his were ugly-- the kind you say NO to for fashion <if you're a girl>) and his eyes were always HUGE-- like, whatever you call it when you make your eyes really big. And it was annoying. His mouth looked sort of messed up, too-- it was really small. He also had a big nose. Ever notice that a lot of the ugly people are the ones who are mean to you?
So, here's the trash talk to Tyler.
Tyler, if you're reading this, then I hate you. (Sorry folks, just need to get this out.) You are ugly and you call me ugly? I'm not. Seriously. I know I sound self-centered, and I am a little bit, but I just don't get how I'd be ugly.
So, if you know someone named Tyler, I'm probably not talking about your friend-- that's a really common name, you know. But he lives in Ohio and he was in Mrs. Boso's class for 5th Grade. He went to Stinson Northwest and is now moving up to 6th Grade... I think. Unless, of course, he failed-- and I wouldn't be surprised if he did, because he was pretty dumb.
That's all I have to say... for now. See you guys later! Please comment!
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